Star Wars Jedi: Survivor The Star Wars universe is absolutely full of fun new additions. Turgal, your favorite little frog boy. There’s a Space DJ and his sampling droid, playing beats in the wild. And, for the first time ever in Star Wars visual media, an authentic bathroom that you can spend time in, in a way that you couldn’t in real life, because that would be weird.
Granted it’s not First Star Wars bathroom ever featured – that honor, oddly, may go to the Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge theme park, where the bathrooms are “in character”, albeit a bit limited in imagination by necessity, as they are designed for humans. There are to be made and obeyed the (earth’s) sanitary laws.
internal management and Too kind of showed us Star Wars bathrooms, but they were also basically prison cells: Spartan, functional, and not big on privacy. Similarly, the razor crestDin Zareen’s Ship in Season 1 the mandalorianThere was a prime for his long-distance travels which can be seen in the background of the first episode.
in the bathroom Jedi: Survivor, however? They’re the real deal, and probably (somewhat horrifyingly) represent how most people get into the Star Wars universe. You can find it early in the game by the main entrance to Pylon’s Saloon (Grease’s Cantina) on the planet Koboh.
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
Go back that way and go down the stairs, and you’ll see filthy facilities waiting for you and the other salon patrons.
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
Look more! A proper stall that gives you privacy – none of that horse stable crap we have in most IRL public restrooms.
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
Check out local graffiti! Also check out the various WhatsUp here. This wall mount looks like it could be for toilet paper, but they may have used something else on the outer rim. This toilet is ready for you no matter from which end your business is done. What is that tube next to the bowl, you ask? I don’t know! None of my business, maybe.
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
And this muddy-ass sink! Excellent. star wars is supposed To be a little clunky, and this sink looks like it can barely get the job done. Do you think it uses water too? This is correct? Why are there two dispensers?
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
Is that a Janitor Droid? Is he wearing a short tux?
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Image: Respawn Entertainment / EA via Play Gamez
I hope you found this photo essay informative. Please don’t take pictures in any actual public toilet, no matter how new you are.